{"id":2436,"date":"2013-09-13T22:30:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T22:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=2436"},"modified":"2026-01-15T17:23:06","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T17:23:06","slug":"weird-and-getting-weirder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=2436","title":{"rendered":"Weird and getting weirder&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;.Today is Friday the 13th. Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t find anything very interesting in my various searches for this day. &nbsp;There was information about the usual events and superstitions, but I couldn&#8217;t find anything that I could really identify with (with which I could really identify.) It was weird. You know, here you have a day with a lot of fringy vibes and nothing is churning up the creative juices. Well, it was cold to-day 13C and it&#8217;s gonna get a lot colder, so maybe my brain was just slow or drained or something like that.<\/p>\n<p>What do I do? Since I am well over half way through the blog-a-day challenge for 2013, I am not going to quit, but I do need some inspiration to write!! So I started doing, what I often do, when I have nothing to do. I key random words into the title bar of my MAC and hope for the best. I keyed in a few words, such as, everything, (I&#8217;ve done &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/divineknits-infiknit.blogspot.ca\/2013\/08\/nothing.html\">nothing<\/a>&#8221; before.) Some weird sites came up, but not really bogging material &#8211; there is weird and then there is really weird.<\/p>\n<p>Finally I keyed in the word, &#8220;weird.&#8221; A quote from John Cleese came up &#8211; gotta love him!!. I spent some time reading some of his quotations from the site <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/quotes\/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&amp;q=john+cleese&amp;commit=Search\">Goodreads<\/a>. Good but not for today. I really needed some TNT weirdness, to crank up the creative quotient. Then I remembered someone who is even weirder than John Cleese in my book anyway, Spike Milligan. So here are some of the quotes, that helped me get this post written!!<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;text-align: center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj3J3IVCEb54NHeOqc3e0h0zBVlAmkwFU5MnqjcFSv2AY2e-tTZHPQagwVWN5X2LigI-i0dNvqI0EvhNXbgaWUmkubx8yufheB-TCOt4cFLCTY5hIdXUJTDWgkLmkpZ1pdDaM4Erw\/s320\/white+face.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj3J3IVCEb54NHeOqc3e0h0zBVlAmkwFU5MnqjcFSv2AY2e-tTZHPQagwVWN5X2LigI-i0dNvqI0EvhNXbgaWUmkubx8yufheB-TCOt4cFLCTY5hIdXUJTDWgkLmkpZ1pdDaM4Erw\/s320\/white+face.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center\">Weird Face<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n1.&nbsp;<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px;text-align: left\">\u201cMoney can&#8217;t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px;text-align: left\">&nbsp;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px;text-align: left\"><br \/><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px;text-align: left\">2.&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px;text-align: left\">\u201cSaid Hamlet to Ophelia,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px;text-align: left\">I&#8217;ll draw a sketch of thee.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px;text-align: left\">What kind of pencil shall I use?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px;text-align: left\">2B or not 2B?\u201d&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif\"><span style=\"font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif\"><span style=\"font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">3. &nbsp;<\/span><\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">\u201cMoney can&#8217;t buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy. \u201d<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">4.&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">\u201cAll I ask is the chance to prove that money can&#8217;t make me happy.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">5. &nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">\u201cMy father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. \u201d<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">6. &nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">\u201cI have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">7. &nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">\u201cI thought I&#8217;d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">&nbsp;&#8220;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">8. &nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">\u201cContraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"background-color: white;color: #181818;font-family: georgia, serif;font-size: 14px;line-height: 18px\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s all folks!! Saved from a rather bland Friday the 13th by a few funny quotations, my favourite Brie and avocado sandwich and the promise of pasta with clams for dinner to night.<\/p>\n<p>Hope you&#8217;re having an awesome day!!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;.Today is Friday the 13th. Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t find anything very interesting in my various searches for this day. &nbsp;There was information about the usual events and superstitions, but I couldn&#8217;t find anything that I could really identify with (with which I could really identify.) It was weird. 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