{"id":3673,"date":"2013-05-16T13:18:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-16T13:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=3673"},"modified":"2026-01-15T17:50:26","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T17:50:26","slug":"when-not-to-report-a-crime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=3673","title":{"rendered":"When not to report a crime&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My husband and I were having a conversation over dinner last night. It was something that our neighbour had asked him. This is the husband of a young couple who had moved in next door, about three years ago. They have an 18 month-old, both of them are teachers, grandparents are around all the time. You know the kind of neighbours that make for a good neighbourhood!!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Dan was asking whether we had noticed anything missing from our backyard lately. We don&#8217;t have much to steal &#8211; a few garden rakes with missing tines, a wheel barrow with a flat tire, and if I could only get someone to &#8220;pinch&#8221; the memorabilia in the shed that my husband still hangs onto!! No unfortunately we had nothing missing.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently what had gone missing from his garage were his cigarettes and his &#8220;pot.&#8221; He added that he wasn&#8217;t going to report it to the police &#8211; good idea! Now even in a respectable neighbourhood, I can sometimes smell the sweet scent of marijuana, wafting through the trees at the back of the garden. Our neighbour on the other side, who has two university degrees and a daughter in medical school, is diabetic and uses the drug for pain relief. Our eldest, who smokes regular cigarettes, enhances a few from time to time and obviously our new neighbours do too, or at least the husband does.<\/p>\n<p>The theft, I believe, was an &#8220;inside job.&#8221; I know that lots of people used to hide their liquor in the basement or the garage, when it wasn&#8217;t that respectable to drink or when they wanted more to drink than what was respectable, but I had never thought of cigarettes. Someone had to have known they were there. Now my suspicious mind went into overdrive.<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;text-align: center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/bananas.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/bananas.jpg\" width=\"244\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center\">Bananas<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nI had overheard some arguing about 3:00am the other night, but I just thought that my husband was &#8220;scolding&#8221; the 20-year-old for being out &#8220;at all hours.&#8221; Well, it wasn&#8217;t them. On the other hand, we do live in the city near lots of bars and restaurants, so anyone could have been walking by including the thieves. &nbsp;&#8220;Agatha&#8221; would have figured it out!! Now, I am going to be on the look out for strange &#8220;things&#8221; happening &#8211; this could be a 24\/7 job, because there are always lots of strange things happening, in my mind anyway.<\/p>\n<p>The picture, well you could say that I&#8217;m a little &#8220;bananas.&#8221; But I do remember a time when drugs were not that plentiful and they were expensive. So some people used to try roasting and smoking banana skins. I&#8217;m not sure that it worked all that well. They are healthier eaten \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Have a great day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband and I were having a conversation over dinner last night. It was something that our neighbour had asked him. This is the husband of a young couple who had moved in next door, about three years ago. They have an 18 month-old, both of them are teachers, grandparents are around all the time. 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