{"id":3745,"date":"2013-05-24T12:26:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T12:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=3745"},"modified":"2026-01-15T17:51:29","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T17:51:29","slug":"euphemisms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=3745","title":{"rendered":"Euphemisms&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are all familiar with the positive adjectives that Real Estate people use to make homes appealing. &#8220;Cozy&#8221; bungalow means small and cramped. &#8220;Original&#8221; architect&#8217;s concept means needs a lot of work and &#8220;unique&#8221; features means that there are some weird configurations in the home, that may have to be changed to make it suit you.<\/p>\n<p>I always get a laugh out of the euphemisms that garden catalogues use to obscure any negatives that a &nbsp;plant may add to the garden. For example. &#8220;vigorous grower&#8221; means that it will eventually take over and destroy all your other plantings. This could be said of Mint, Lily of the Valley and a few others.<\/p>\n<p>Often with roses you will see the term &#8220;repeat&#8221; bloomer. This means that the bush will bloom in Spring and again in late summer, with few if any flowers in-between. I always look for the term &#8220;continuous bloom&#8221; which means that it will bloom, though sparsely, all summer.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes trees will be described as &#8220;stately.&#8221; This means that the tree will be huge. I have made this mistake in a small garden too often. I once planted a cherry tree described as &#8220;dwarf.&#8221; On another planet, maybe. That tree is now 15&#8242; tall.<\/p>\n<p>However, my favourite term is &#8220;rewards the patient gardener.&#8221; This means that the plant will take a long time to grow or it will take a long time to bloom. I have a cedar that I planted 30 years ago and it is about 5&#8242; tall now, whereas the white pine, I planted at the same time, is as tall as the 7 story apartment building it hides. The same phrase can been said of Tree Peonies which take a long time to grow and a long time to finally bloom, but when they do, they are spectacular. These are not mine. I have Tree Peonies, but a larger more vigorous Rose of Sharon has overgrown them so they are not as profuse.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjPtwAWh5yf3nyoxFsaD1BqFVbtY7NQNnyNEJeJV__ZlXcusXfyI_CbQKy5U38qv3oXi9VVR7MQeEkWiC00ZaEsiE-OCS8ZV3i8-ThxKYzSRu1mLzRjjBkOI4B1OJLPGixBloOiZQ\/s320\/tree+peonies.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"213\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjPtwAWh5yf3nyoxFsaD1BqFVbtY7NQNnyNEJeJV__ZlXcusXfyI_CbQKy5U38qv3oXi9VVR7MQeEkWiC00ZaEsiE-OCS8ZV3i8-ThxKYzSRu1mLzRjjBkOI4B1OJLPGixBloOiZQ\/s320\/tree+peonies.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>\nThese are in the neighbourhood and I look for them every Spring. They are a welcome sight amid the bricks and concrete.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhp91GezNd5stJfexJi4ZLzHXakAZUC-3xEyTHJfSpvyboQxUhx7UjCqs8SofYLQR1LikAWhXfwIJZjuwACFAcNutvUwPTYr_q1guxBW7umbunEbGvUPiQKyL7Xf87l2BH6xTkdpA\/s320\/tree+peonies1.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"213\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhp91GezNd5stJfexJi4ZLzHXakAZUC-3xEyTHJfSpvyboQxUhx7UjCqs8SofYLQR1LikAWhXfwIJZjuwACFAcNutvUwPTYr_q1guxBW7umbunEbGvUPiQKyL7Xf87l2BH6xTkdpA\/s320\/tree+peonies1.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>\nThey reward the patience photographer too.<\/p>\n<p>Have a wonderful day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are all familiar with the positive adjectives that Real Estate people use to make homes appealing. &#8220;Cozy&#8221; bungalow means small and cramped. &#8220;Original&#8221; architect&#8217;s concept means needs a lot of work and &#8220;unique&#8221; features means that there are some weird configurations in the home, that may have to be changed to make it suit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3746,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gardening","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3745"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3748,"href":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3745\/revisions\/3748"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}