{"id":3939,"date":"2011-10-31T01:04:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T01:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=3939"},"modified":"2026-01-15T17:53:40","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T17:53:40","slug":"did-you-hear-the-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=3939","title":{"rendered":"Did you hear the one……"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, did you hear the one about the woman who went into the camera store and came out with a $300.00 lens cap?….Well, that really isn’t how it went…sure, we know….<\/p>\n

Well actually I lost my lens cap….could be worse.  I know that it will surface one day, after all – A. who would steal a lens cap. B. as caps go, it is really rather minor. C. make a list of everything you know that involves “caps” and you will know how insignificant this really is!!!!!<\/p>\n

So why would I pay $300.00 for a lens cap – well there was a small camera attached to the cap.  Not the camera I actually came into buy the cap for – well that would be ridiculous – that would only have cost $7.00 and I would have been in and out in 10 mins.<\/p>\n

No the other camera that was attched to the lens cap…or wait, maybe this new camera really didn’t need a cap, because it had a retractable lens and, oh yes, did I mention that it could take video – you know the Youtube type video – just a minute or two – actually 15min and then you edit – of course, if you can understand the crytic software intructions for editing video and life….alas poor Yorick….right time of year – wrong software.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I ramble.  I bought a small Canon camera to take stills & video. It is minute, my intention. If all else fails I could support the secret service…again, you know….little old lady…arrested as international spy, who would have thought….  I intend to go onto the Canon site and tell them that my next camera will be a Nikon because of the inferior movie editing software that they have provided with the particular Canon camera I bought.<\/p>\n

Tomorrow is another day.<\/p>\n

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\nHope yours was better than mine.  Here’s a pre-hallowe’en picture.<\/p>\n

Looking forward to tomorrow…I love Hallowe’en!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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