{"id":4175,"date":"2014-08-06T13:37:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-06T13:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=4175"},"modified":"2026-01-15T17:56:02","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T17:56:02","slug":"lessons-learned-in-the-wilds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=4175","title":{"rendered":"Lessons learned in the wilds&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\">\n<\/div>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t post about it at the time, however, I did learn a lot by being away from the city and all its amenities. (I may have learned a lot of these lessons before as a Girl Guide, but I&#8217;d forgotten many.) By accident or by design (not mine) I learned that&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>1. You can live without coffee especially if you have forgotten to pack it (it was on the list) and buying it up north means that what costs $4.00 or $5.00 in the city costs $8.00 or $10.00 up north and you may have to actually pay $15.00 for a huge tin of Maxwell House which could last you a whole year at home.<\/p>\n<p>2. A bundle of band aids held together with an elastic is essential. We never needed the band aids (good thing), however the elastic band was used inventively more than once!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/oxtongue14.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/oxtongue14.jpg\" width=\"213\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>3. You can wash ziplock sandwich bags and re-use them, especially if you have forgotten to bring a box of sandwich bags.<\/p>\n<p>4. Fires don&#8217;t like rain.<\/p>\n<p>5. Small ants live in little cottages in the country all the time. Large ants live in the city and come into houses on rare occasions.<\/p>\n<p>6. Matches don&#8217;t like wind.<\/p>\n<p>7. If the current is with you, the wind is against you and you may never arrive, if both are against you \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/oxtongue14-3.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/oxtongue14-3.jpg\" width=\"213\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\">\n<\/div>\n<p>\n8. All BBQs are not created equal. Some take 30 &#8211; 40 minutes to cook a chicken breast or two.<\/p>\n<p>9. You can still hike without hiking poles &#8211; I forgot mine and my husband doesn&#8217;t have any to lend.<\/p>\n<p>10. There is always a kind stranger on the dock to help you in and\/or out of your kayak. They haven&#8217;t invented winches for that purpose yet &#8211; maybe they should.<\/p>\n<p>11. Wine is an essential and should be part of every car&#8217;s safety kit.<\/p>\n<p>12. Loons are tricky creatures. We either saw one Loon pop his head up 12 times or twelve Loons pop their heads up once, but not all at once.<\/p>\n<p>13. Butter Tarts are Canadian. This isn&#8217;t really a wilderness &#8220;thing&#8221;&#8230;.or is it ?<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhVUWoanCTuBYmEpzUr6qmtRxh2YYOqnMZ28spHyqu6-b_LMdDL5UdTX3z5U-aAhyphenhyphenLczhno6Q4h8IeHAY2UfGQD0qJg8sO2umYhYXkDXm2Qc8Fh2ktVvWX3iXnYBPMA7OwBbFNhTw\/s1600\/oxtongue14+2.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"213\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhVUWoanCTuBYmEpzUr6qmtRxh2YYOqnMZ28spHyqu6-b_LMdDL5UdTX3z5U-aAhyphenhyphenLczhno6Q4h8IeHAY2UfGQD0qJg8sO2umYhYXkDXm2Qc8Fh2ktVvWX3iXnYBPMA7OwBbFNhTw\/s1600\/oxtongue14+2.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>14. You could wear goose down all year round &#8211; just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>15. There are no poisonous snakes in Algonquin Park, however, it is black bear country. Never &#8220;play dead&#8221; if confronted by a bear. You should, however, try talking to it, very loudly!!<\/p>\n<p>16. People from Oshawa are very friendly &#8211; semi wilderness lesson \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>17. There is such a thing as single ply toilet paper!!<\/p>\n<p>18. Given a choice between margarine or butter, pack butter.<\/p>\n<p>19. Whatever coffee filters you pack will be the wrong size and shape and will never work, especially if you forget to bring the coffee.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/oxtongue14-4.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"213\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/oxtongue14-4.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>20. Pack either paper towels or paper napkins. One will be redundant.<\/p>\n<p>21. Bug spray left at the cottage does not repel bugs found on the trail.<\/p>\n<p>22. A two seater Kayak is cheaper than two single kayaks to rent, however, the cost of the ensuing divorce negates the savings!!<\/p>\n<p>23. There are some inanimate objects that actually have minds of their own. 1. smouldering fires &#8211; they burst into flame when everyone has gone to bed. 2. tandem kayaks &#8211; they tend to steer themselves and blame it on the occupants. 3. keys &#8211; they are actually inhabited by spirits that like to hide in mysterious places \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;text-align: center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/oxtongue14-5.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/oxtongue14-5.jpg\" width=\"213\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center\">Someone else&#8217;s cottage<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n24. Thick &#8220;German&#8221; bread also gets mushy in a warm backpack.<\/p>\n<p>25. Mosquitos rule!<\/p>\n<p>Have an awesome day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t post about it at the time, however, I did learn a lot by being away from the city and all its amenities. (I may have learned a lot of these lessons before as a Girl Guide, but I&#8217;d forgotten many.) By accident or by design (not mine) I learned that&#8230;. 1. 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