{"id":4438,"date":"2010-10-27T13:42:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-27T13:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=4438"},"modified":"2026-01-15T18:13:12","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T18:13:12","slug":"feed-your-inner-bookie-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=4438","title":{"rendered":"Feed your inner &#8220;bookie&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paul, the octopus, has died. You remember Paul. He predicted the winner of 8 world cup matches in the last world cup series in South Africa. OK, he was based in Germany &#8211; or should I say &#8220;tanked&#8221; in Germany. Caretakers would put&nbsp;a flag from each of the opposing teams on one of two tanks.&nbsp;Whichever tank Paul crawled into, that team&nbsp;was predicted to be the winner &#8211; and he was right 8 times &#8211; he&nbsp;was an Octopus.<\/p>\n<p>The Yin&#8230;.as one British bookmaker said&#8230;&#8221;it&nbsp;created a lot of&nbsp;interest in betting from people who would not have bothered, otherwise.&#8221;&#8230;and this is a good thing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Yang&#8230;. Paul cost the betting world 1.5 million in loses&#8230;.a drop in the bucket, I&#8217;m sure.<\/p>\n<p>What has Paul got to do with business or knitting or anything else besides Soccer and gambling?&nbsp; Well a lot really.<\/p>\n<p>He became a celebrity&#8230;.how many famous octopodes (shorter Oxford English Dictionary)&nbsp;do you know? Yes, I remember 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea&#8230;any more? He came from obscurity &#8211; try making it in this world from a marine centre in Oberhausen. He&#8217;s not really what you would call glamorous, &#8211; again try making it with flaccid, scaly flesh covered in tentacles. He&#8217;s as far as we know, mute &#8211;&nbsp;but he rose to the top, so to speak. He is what the Brits would call &#8220;canny&#8221; &#8211; no pun intended. When we feel that things are just too overwhelming, that maybe we should throw in the towel &#8211; remember Paul &#8211; enlist the help of caregivers &#8211; add some mussel&#8230;err&#8230;muscle and set out to create a winning profile.<\/p>\n<p>I love Paul because he has 8 &#8220;arms&#8221;.&nbsp; I can&#8217;t count the number of times that I have prayed for just another set of hands to help finish up a few extra projects in too short a time frame. Well when I really sat down to think about it &#8211; could I really manage doing 2 or 3 lace projects simultaneously? Perhaps, if they were all the same stitch and all at the same spot in the repeats. But what if I had to tink one, stop to count another and still work on the third&#8230;it gets worse when you add different projects in different gauges not to mention the sewing up!!!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/8\/8c\/Paul_the_Octopus.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/8\/8c\/Paul_the_Octopus.jpg\" height=\"307\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"border-bottom: medium none;border-left: medium none;border-right: medium none;border-top: medium none\">\n<br \/>\nNo, Paul was good at what he did and we are adequately equipped to knit our way to stardom with two hands and a little imagination. However, I would still like to have a Paul or something similar to predict what samples, yarns or patterns etc to stock, or take to&nbsp;knitting shows or..or..or. Now this is really a &#8220;crap(s) shoot.&#8221; The game is &#8220;Craps&#8221;. The common usage is &#8220;crap shoot.&#8221; If you don&#8217;t make the right decisions the outcome could be a load of ______.<\/div>\n<p>\nDinner tonight?&nbsp; Nothing marine &#8211; we&#8217;re in mourning. How about KD &#8211; maybe not &#8211; do you remember the commercial about the guppies? <\/p>\n<p>I know, I used to teach with a woman, who always maintained that you could do&nbsp;Breakfast at least one night during the week &#8211; go for it &#8211; just hold the kippers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul, the octopus, has died. You remember Paul. He predicted the winner of 8 world cup matches in the last world cup series in South Africa. 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