{"id":5335,"date":"2014-03-04T21:56:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T21:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=5335"},"modified":"2026-01-15T18:28:20","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T18:28:20","slug":"a-clutter-of-blog-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=5335","title":{"rendered":"A Clutter of Blog Ideas&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It took me a while today to come up with an idea for a blog. In fact I really don&#8217;t actually have an idea as yet, but I have an idea to write a list of ideas &#8211; does that make sense? I&#8217;ve spent about an hour going through some blogging communities that I spend time in and realized that there are very few topics that interest me. Maybe my mind is too narrow, however, I am really not interested in fashion &#8211; just look at me &#8211; oops maybe later, after I am dressed \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also not interested in creams to make my skin soft, it&#8217;s really a bit too runny at the moment. I think that a skin thickener would be a better investment \ud83d\ude42 I also avoid spiritual blogs, self improvement posts, anything on raising kids, or remembering relatives. I have decided that I am beyond redemption, I have done all the damage that I can do to my kids and I have too many skeletons and black sheep in the family to bother remembering them.<\/p>\n<p>So this leaves me with a few cooking blogs. I have yet to find a really hilarious blog on living &#8211; well maybe it&#8217;s just not all that funny most of the time \ud83d\ude42 However, I always read <a href=\"http:\/\/theotherstephenkingonwriting.blogspot.ca\/\">TOSK&#8217;s blog<\/a>, when he posts on the humorous side of writing and I do read blogs on the topic of writing blogs &#8211; go figure &#8211; that&#8217;s what I do!!<\/p>\n<p>I think someone said today that if you don&#8217;t have an idea, make a list of ideas. This seems like a contradiction in terms. However, I do love a list and really any excuse to create one is right up there on my to do list &#8211; oops maybe another contradiction. Anyway here is my list of potential blog topics.<\/p>\n<p>1. Mangoes &#8211; We have at present too many mangoes in our fancy fruit basket on the counter. My daughter makes smoothies with them, so my husband decided to buy a bag of them (mangoes) because they were on special. I could write about the health benefits of mangoes. I could try making a mango pie&#8230;I wonder if it has ever been done? Of course it has &#8211; everything has been done. Whether it was successful or not is something else again. I will not move, though, to some place in Spain and write a book about having too many mangoes as in &#8220;An Abundance of Mangoes.&#8221; How does &#8220;A Surfeit of Mangoes&#8221; sound \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>2. I forgot to put vinegar in the water for my Chrysanthemums, so they are wilting. Well I watched the video on vinegar after I had put the flowers in the vase. I did, however, remember to put water in the vase and that little packet of white powder &#8211; snuff for mums or something like that \ud83d\ude42 I guess I could write a post on everything that I have learned, after it was too late to put it into practice. This could stretch to several volumes!!<\/p>\n<p>3. I could write a post on the state of my house plants. You would read this before bed and drop off to sleep almost immediately. Actually I have several pots of the same type of plant. It is supposed to clean the air of impurities. Well I think that we must be breathing poison because these guys are on their last legs or leaves. I did buy a spider plant on the weekend, but one of the cats ate it. Winter gardening is not one of my strong points \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/games.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"213\" src=\"http:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/games.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>4. Clutter &#8211; I could definitely write a post on clutter. It seeps into the house from other worlds. I swear that boxes and bags take on a life of their own and creep out of cupboards to sprawl on floors and counters. I could set traps for them &#8211; clutter traps. I could write about the construction of the traps and how to bait them and then what to do with the clutter once trapped &#8211; ay, there&#8217;s the rub &#8211; what to do with it, once trapped \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>5. Swaddling &#8211; I did read an article in the paper this morning on swaddling infants. Maybe I could write a post on adult swaddling &#8211; you know, those people who never ever get out of their housecoats. Or people who swaddle themselves in make-up, perfume or furs. How about being swaddled in books, catalogues or magazines. Do you think that swaddling might be synonymous with hoarding? It&#8217;s those clutter aliens again &#8211; inhabiting the brain.<\/p>\n<p>The picture? Clutter speaks a language of its own &#8211; &#8220;Sorry, A Scrabble of Clutter Monopolizes Life.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Have an uncluttered day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It took me a while today to come up with an idea for a blog. In fact I really don&#8217;t actually have an idea as yet, but I have an idea to write a list of ideas &#8211; does that make sense? 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