{"id":7676,"date":"2021-01-10T15:23:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-10T15:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=7676"},"modified":"2026-01-15T19:56:38","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T19:56:38","slug":"of-chickadees-and-suet-balls-i-sing-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeiswhathappens.ca\/?p=7676","title":{"rendered":"Of Chickadees and suet balls, I sing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally a bird came to my feeder &#8211; a Chickadee. I was overjoyed. This was the feeder closest to the house, with the smallest number of suet balls &#8211; three. The other feeder, I had hung in a nearby Apple tree. It held six suet balls and a lot of hope. Well, within a day or two, the squirrels discovered this larger feeder and decimated it. Never underestimate the power of a rodent. They&#8217;ll rat you out every time.<\/p>\n<p>The further feeder (Can I say that?) now lies helplessly on the ground &#8211; gone are its suet balls, dignity and what ever else a bird feeder may need &#8211; oh yes, birds. Well, it never had any to begin with, so with its purpose in life negated, it lies hopelessly in the snow, disembowelled of suet, seed and soul.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjSqo9ar7xWmVw2rxMyjrvN1fk59m30YtmVCPd2k2VzWFcaq_gviLRLpWO4lxtvZbK0PCBeR8z1_ft6D7xMPDGw_Kg24LKI0kol-bBJqfvZhBsemMYJBIljY9rcn-nsAFByN6NHig\/s0\/bird+feeder+-+1.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"229\" data-original-width=\"189\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjSqo9ar7xWmVw2rxMyjrvN1fk59m30YtmVCPd2k2VzWFcaq_gviLRLpWO4lxtvZbK0PCBeR8z1_ft6D7xMPDGw_Kg24LKI0kol-bBJqfvZhBsemMYJBIljY9rcn-nsAFByN6NHig\/s0\/bird+feeder+-+1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Back to the drawing board for winter garden entertainment. I&#8217;ve thought of shooting squirrels, but then I would have to buy a BB gun, buy BBs for it and yes, find a place to store it. I would have to hide it from my husband, who would use it to shoot the tires of cars that park in &#8220;our&#8221; parking spot on the street. God forbid he use it on the guy who comes up our mutual drive (a Toronto &#8220;thing&#8221;) and empties our recycling bin for bottles and cans (a foraging &#8220;thing.&#8221;) I should introduce him to my squirrels.<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s all for today, folks. I have a dozen cellar stairs to scrub and a basement floor to clean, because a can of Dr Pepper (who buys Dr. Pepper these days?) rolled off a shelf and punctured a hole in its side. I&#8217;m still trying to figure that one out.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yes, and then there is the book, I&#8217;m writing &#8211; may as well get it out of the bag, now. I&#8217;m at 25,000 words. Just another 50,000 to go. It&#8217;s a page turner, I&#8217;m dying to see how it ends \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Have a squirrel-less day!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally a bird came to my feeder &#8211; a Chickadee. I was overjoyed. This was the feeder closest to the house, with the smallest number of suet balls &#8211; three. The other feeder, I had hung in a nearby Apple tree. It held six suet balls and a lot of hope. 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