Two Cows

I’m sure that you have heard the metaphors that use the example of two cows to explain various political and economic theories. Here is an example from Wikipedia.

  • Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk.
  • Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
  • Nazism: You have two cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
  • New Dealism: You have two cows. The Government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain.[7]

And here is a site. visual.ly with a whole lot more that are really funny.

I have always been fascinated by a graphic on a wall in Toronto. It’s just outside a restaurant on King St. and it features two cows. Here it is –

This really needs a caption!!

It may, also, be a metaphor for small businesses everywhere. They often don’t know whether they are coming or going, but they are unique, one of a kind enterprises and they need to be fostered!!

Have a whimsical day!!

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